Days go by

Ask me stuff  

Just calm down
and take time to enjoy life as it is.
Gina. 20. CA.

maggieandtheferociousbeast:

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

new fav insult

(Source: iraffiruse, via eagles-lair)

— 15 hours ago with 206582 notes

fartgallery:

create a concoction that grants eternal life or die trying

— 15 hours ago with 116 notes
did-you-kno:

When they were little kids, Eric promised his brother Quinn that if he ever won the lottery he would split it with him. He played the same numbers for 20 years and won $1 million in 2014. As soon as he found out, he called Quinn to let him know they’d be getting matching $335,000 checks.  Source

did-you-kno:

When they were little kids, Eric promised his brother Quinn that if he ever won the lottery he would split it with him. He played the same numbers for 20 years and won $1 million in 2014. As soon as he found out, he called Quinn to let him know they’d be getting matching $335,000 checks. Source

— 15 hours ago with 2036 notes

kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

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(via ruinedchildhood)

— 15 hours ago with 88667 notes
validx2:

Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”

validx2:

Walk up to shawty like “how you like my Squid legs ma”

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 2 days ago with 160413 notes

nohedgehogsok:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

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UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

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(via ryanvallejo)

— 2 days ago with 112322 notes
fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

(via bestfriencl)

— 2 days ago with 276164 notes

boohaanigram:

stirfriedawesomesauce:

memewhore:

sizvideos:

Video

Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.

Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.

this is a food sample. food samples are handmade FAKE food created for advertisement photography and display - all those pictures of delicious hamburgers in mcdonald’s ads & menus aren’t actual hamburgers they are fake ass food samples.

He’s pouring hot wax into cold water to form the fake food. which is actually very cool because it takes mad skill. do 62,000 people actually believe you can pour some magical liquid into water and create cabbage. this is why americans are so fat we can’t even distinguish wax cabbage from actual vegetables.

(via bestfriencl)

— 2 days ago with 131195 notes
unique-human-life:

pinkvelourtracksuit:

fullten:

abaffledkyogre:

hoodjab:


Three men have reportedly been arrested after a brutal crime committed against a woman who beat them in a hip hop rap battle at a house party.
Joey Betrail Garron, 28, Robert Carl Johnson, 23, and Ketorie Glover, 23 all of Columbus, Georgia could not handle losing to a woman in a hip hop rap battle, so they allegedly raped, beat, shot and doused the woman with gasoline setting her on fire before leaving her for dead.
Columbus police reportedly responded to a vacant parking lot where a person was screaming out for help. They found a woman suffering from several gunshot wounds in the vacant lot.
The woman had allegedly engaged in a hip hop rap battle contest outside of a house party on Garden Drive where she was pitted against the alleged men opponents who she apparently defeated and set off anguish.
Apparently the rap battle got heated when one man drew a weapon – a handgun – and forced the 36 year-old victim into her own vehicle as two other men joined.
The woman was taken to the vacant lot where she was found by police at 988 Farr Road, the place where she was allegedly sexually assaulted by all three men, doused with gasoline, set on fire, shot several times and left for dead.
Fortunately, the woman survived her ordeal after being treated for injuries at a local hospital.
The three men have all been arrested and face felony charges of kidnapping, rape, aggravated assault, aggravated sexual battery, aggravated sodomy, arson in the first degree, possession of a firearm, among other charges.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Wtf????? She got more talent then yalls sorry ass and Yall fucking bitch ass can’t handle she’s got it???

The male ego is so dangerously fragile

Source

i’m so fucking livid reading this. wow. this is really fucking sad. 

She raps, she beats men in a battle, the survives rape, a beating, being shot AND set on fire, she fucking got some talent!

unique-human-life:

pinkvelourtracksuit:

fullten:

abaffledkyogre:

hoodjab:

Three men have reportedly been arrested after a brutal crime committed against a woman who beat them in a hip hop rap battle at a house party.

Joey Betrail Garron, 28, Robert Carl Johnson, 23, and Ketorie Glover, 23 all of Columbus, Georgia could not handle losing to a woman in a hip hop rap battle, so they allegedly raped, beat, shot and doused the woman with gasoline setting her on fire before leaving her for dead.

Columbus police reportedly responded to a vacant parking lot where a person was screaming out for help. They found a woman suffering from several gunshot wounds in the vacant lot.

The woman had allegedly engaged in a hip hop rap battle contest outside of a house party on Garden Drive where she was pitted against the alleged men opponents who she apparently defeated and set off anguish.

Apparently the rap battle got heated when one man drew a weapon – a handgun – and forced the 36 year-old victim into her own vehicle as two other men joined.

The woman was taken to the vacant lot where she was found by police at 988 Farr Road, the place where she was allegedly sexually assaulted by all three men, doused with gasoline, set on fire, shot several times and left for dead.

Fortunately, the woman survived her ordeal after being treated for injuries at a local hospital.

The three men have all been arrested and face felony charges of kidnapping, rape, aggravated assault, aggravated sexual battery, aggravated sodomy, arson in the first degree, possession of a firearm, among other charges.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Wtf????? She got more talent then yalls sorry ass and Yall fucking bitch ass can’t handle she’s got it???

The male ego is so dangerously fragile

Source

i’m so fucking livid reading this. wow. this is really fucking sad. 

She raps, she beats men in a battle, the survives rape, a beating, being shot AND set on fire, she fucking got some talent!

(Source: michiko-malandro, via thatpsychowriter)

— 2 days ago with 63891 notes

aranea-serket:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • shivers
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

(via eagles-lair)

— 2 days ago with 225408 notes